STYLISED DIALOGUE: Is it a new post... Is it an old post... IT'S SUPERMAN!!!

Last time, I spoke about snakeskin. You should already know this but if not, just keep on reading after this post, or simply click HERE (I make things SO easy for you, don't I? It's like I'm your mother bird and you are my chicks... strange, perhaps, analogy but lets roll with it). Now, as you might all know, if you have an active eyesight and even one ounce of taste, no one's better than the animal kingdom when it comes to prints (although Missoni does give mama nature a good run for her money. lets. be. honest!) and as much as I love snakeskin (as I very clearly mentioned in my previous post) it does have ONE rival. And that my friends and loyal readers is none other than THE LEOPARD. Now, as long as I am more human, safely watching leopards through the screen and/or from a distance and less wild antelope, I LOVE them!!
in fact, the ONLY thing better than a leopard print, is a leopard print on shoes, and the only thing better than leopard print on shoes is leopard print on shoe boots with vertigo inducing heels. Now really, the only thing that could top that would be a massive discount. (Hmmm... well, I guess I just went the long way round, I could have only said "Check my new shoes out, I LOVE THEM" but really, wouldn't that just be boring?!) Ta- daaa

And while we're on the subject of new clothes...
Is it a corset... Is it a jumper... It's SUPERMAN!!!!
...no, not really, it IS actually a jumper, that looks a bit like a corset too. what an anticlimax, I know, but wait till you see it.
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are you STILL waiting? wow you're good readers! Here you go then: